A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of
a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the
distance. He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that
harpooned his parents many years ago.
So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to avenge
the death of his parents. She hesitates, knowing that they could become
the next victims of the vessel, but he reassures her and tells her that
he has been planning this all of his life, and he swims over and
whispers the plan to her.
So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they
both start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to
rock back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all over
Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through the
ocean. The male whale is delighted and starts to gobble up the sailors,
but the female whale starts to swim away.... So the male whale swims
over to her, and asks her what is wrong. She huffs and puffs and says,
"I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm going to swallow the
Submitted by reader B.P.