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List: Viagra Slogans

Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Pfizer, Inc for Viagra:

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "One-a-day, like iron"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Here's the beef!"

and the number one slogan being considered:

1. "Just do her."

Some honorable mentions:

  • "We work harder, so you don't have to"
  • "Ten inches long...and growing."
  • "Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
  • "Viagra, home of the whopper"
  • "Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
  • "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

Viagra is a registered trademark of Pfizer, Inc for their sildenafil citrate tablets.

Submitted by reader B.P.

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