Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I can't tell whether you mean 'change a lightbulb' or 'have sex in a
lightbulb.' Can we reword it to remove ambiguity?
Q: How many managing editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!
Q: How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: But why do we have to change it?
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The last time this question was asked, it involved art directors. Is the
difference intentional? Seems inconsistent.
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?
Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, and two to hold down the author.
Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those lightbulb jokes, right?
Submitted by reader S.S.