Events

Guys, seriously, get it straight:

I was so busy today I haven't had time to read through all of these:

And here we go.

Cassie and I met up with her friend Kelsey and one of my friends at St James Farm Forest Preserve again. We had cool weather under blue skies, perfect for a 6 kilometer walk.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leader of the free world in all his demented glory:

Via Bruce Schneier, security researcher K. Melton thinks about how to apply computer security concepts to human brains:

Attorney General Pam Bondi is out:

My application for my next apartment was provisionally accepted, pending the criminal background check. First, I have never been charged with a crime, so it should not be a problem. Second, whatever happened in Helsinki that one time, I had no way of knowing she was a Soviet spy.

Since I've already sold my house, it seemed prudent to find somewhere else to live. I believe I have. I put in an application for a small apartment with some interesting amenities, not least of which is this view:

As long as the OAFPOTUS stays in office, the world stupidity quotient will remain too high for effective April fooling. I mean, just look at all this: